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Zayn…totally hot!!!!smokercutehottttt

— Anonymous

Soon as the thund-ah enters my lungs-ah I start gettin hungry wheres that balogna Crackers and cheese zuzus and whams Icy white honey bun…

— Project Pat

Zayn in a horror movie. *Phone rings* Zayn: Vas Happenin? Killer: I see you. Zayn: … Killer: … Zayn: Do I look good?.

— Directioner

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

— Ted Nugent

Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get…

— Frank Zappa

I pick up Lucille and then ping out those funny sounds that sound good to me, you know. Sometimes I get to play where…

— BB King

I'm trying to chill, smoke a couple with my lady friend. So they can meet me at the telly in the latest Benz.

— Young Jeezy

I glisten and shine with miss's fine model chick, Big behind, bad enough to skip the line. But to me she just a nine.…

— Big Sean

We have never been big smokers, neither Cheech [Marine] nor I. We were too creative, and we had a lot to do. We are…

— Tommy Chong

I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't…

— Bob Saget

Shawty looking like she want my chain; I smoke 'em like some Mary Jane.

— Waka Flocka Flame

You coulda been the one but it wasnt that serious Their was smoke in the air before that was me clearing it That felt…

— Justice Garcia