"Fake Friends: Never ask for food. Real Friends:……" — Skye Kierstead

"Fake Friends: Never ask for food. Real Friends: Are the reason you have no food. Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. Real Friends: Call your parents Mom and Dad. Fake Friends: Have never seen you cry. Real Friends: Cry with you. Fake Friends: Would knock on your door. Real Friends: Will walk right in and say, I'm home. Fake Friends: Will help you when you fall over. Real Friends: Will jump on you and yell, Pig Pile! Fake Friends: Will get you an umbrella in the rain. Real Friends: Will steal your umbrella and say, Run, b****, run. Fake Friends: Are there for a while. Real Friends: Are there for life. Fake Friends: Will read this. Real Friends: Will steal this."

— Skye Kierstead

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