Chance Quote by Shirley Jackson

“If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat.”

— Cassandra Clare

“If you eat one another, I don't see why we may not eat you.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“What kind of meal would you like?" "Something edible would be a pleasant surprise.”

— Michael J. Sullivan

“If you don’t know how to cook, you’re hostage to the food industry for the rest of your life and unwittingly will pass this…

— Robert H. Lustig

“If I could cook I wouldn’t have to study my ass off at school and I would have tried to find a man to…

— Carolina Soto

“Well, personally, I wouldn't like to be a food, because I wouldn't want to be eaten.”

— Niall Horan

“And whenever somebody says I can’t do something, I always think, “How would I, if that were a possibility?”

— Tim Draper

“If I ever get the chance to eat you, I promise you'll like it.”

— Jill Shalvis

“(In reply to 'So, you could technically eat a human?') "Could and would.”

— Jona Weinhofen

“But if she could be here, she probably wouldn’t be here. But that won’t stop me from ordering for two, and if I can’t…

— Jarod Kintz

There is no one who would have me - I can't cook.

— Greta Garbo

“I'm beginning to think that you aren't with child. You've simply become fat after reading too many recipes.”

— Meljean Brook