Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Please, save your breathe, you might need it to blow up your doll later.”

— Christine Zolendz

“Jeremy would be a handsome groom. He looked like a Ken doll come to life. Probably has the same plastic lack of parts as…

— Virginia Nelson

“To me, hearing that those girls gave my brother Eric a blow job sounded very nice. History shows that all boys consider blow job…

— Andrew Smith

“Instead he looks over at her, his whole world, and realizes the passenger's side airbag didn't deploy.”

— Kelley York

“Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on…

— Abigail Barnette

“I know all about baggage, sweetheart. I have enough of it to fill up a 747 and then some.”

— K. Bromberg

“You just can't fly when you're wearing socks, and shoes, and coats, and pants, and underwear. Everything has to go.”

— Pema Chödrön

“matters because if all they are is air, then we have nothing to worry about. Air can't reach out and choke the life out…

— L.A. Starkey

“Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice to have someone sitting there beside you, especially when you…

— Eric Wald

Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

“Miz Ellen, what do you carry in that handbag of yours that has enough wallop to knock down a full-grown man? - Dan Landry”

— Barbara Falkenrath

I'm a believer in air bags.

— El-P