Autumn Quote by Shellen Lubin

“Autumn. It's crispness, it's anticipation, it's melancholia, it's cool breezes replacing summer's heat. It's long days in the field, a harvest festival when work's…

— Good Housekeeping Magazine

“Spring me from this role I play of the smothered son in the Jewish joke! Because it's beginning to pall a little at thirty-three!”

— Philip Roth

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!

— Alan King

What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square ... It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year.…

— Jon Stewart

My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year.

— Anonymous

“Jewish Learning Is Living!”

— Rabbi Sipporah Joseph

“The story of the return of the Jewish people to its ancestral homeland became, in short, one of the great dramas in the history…

— Daniel Gordis

“well you can be sure I'd stop forcing the poor Jews to tart up their humble little temple dedication anniversary into some corn-fed whore…

— agusten burroughs

“Join me this year in letting the dishes sit and the phone go unanswered. Instead, take an hour—or even a minute—to breathe in the…

— Guideposts

Happy Jewish New Year to all my friends. We pray for the peace of Jerusalem.

— Anonymous

“That's the beauty of the summer holidays. It's as if life is just a big Etch-a-Sketch, and once a year you get to shake…

— Holly Smale

All New Years is to me is for taking down your dumb Christmas decorations. People who put up Christmas decorations, all they're saying is,…

— Rich Vos