Bad Quote by Shaun Ryder

I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.

— Jordan Sonnenblick

I think some dogs may like the attention of being dressed up by their humans because they interpret it as affection, but unless it's…

— Cesar Millan

If He Cant Love You With Your Clothes On, He Wont Last Once their Off.

— Anonymous

You know why he treats you the way he does? Because you throw yourself on the ground and act like a rug he can…

— Anonymous

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

— Craig Ferguson

My dogs more mature than you are, he jus kicks some grass on his shit and moves on.

— Adam Marston

The truth is that it's just really hard for me to get to sleep without a dog in my bedroom. I once had a…

— James Stewart

He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets,…

— Rod Steiger

We get on well and it won't be too much trouble spending so much time with him. He has a strange way of sleeping…

— Robbie Keane

You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Most dogs, when you hold a leash up, go nuts and run to the door. Crash, on the other hand barely looks up from…

— David Rosenfelt

He's a hard dog to keep on the porch

— Proverb