Quote by Shane MacGowan

“Oh, I don’t know, I’ve got a few Benjamins burning a hole in my pocket.” I pat the breast pocket of my coveralls. “Besides,…

— Don Calame

“I'm like an old golf-ball—I've had all the white paint knocked off me long ago. Life can whack me about now, and it can't…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“I had a dream about you. You sold canned laughter, and I sold fresh laughter, straight out of my throat. You sold more of…

— Jarod Kintz

“My golf career was blessedly short. It lasted all of one class. "Hit that tiny ball? Really?" I shook my head as I studied…

— Joanna Campbell Slan

“He had curled himself up into a minature sphere in the farthest corner of the box, a fuzzy softball that would have fit eaisly…

— Gwen Cooper

“Don’t give up on your dreams, goals, plans or Ideas because people are laughing at them. People who are narrow minded laugh at people…

— De philosopher DJ Kyos

“What is it with the pointy balls? —It makes them easy to throw. They spin through the air and travel really far that way.”

— Nate Jackson

“It's always funny until someone loses a testicle.”

— Bob N. Boguslavski

“Anything becomes less boring with googly eyes on it.”

— Kelly DiPucchio

“Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces.”

— Michael Pinball Clemons

“when life decides to kick you in the balls, it sometimes wears metal cleats.”

— Rick Gualtieri