Night Quote by Shane Douglas

So you interrupted my date to make fun of me for still living with my parents. Couldn't you have done that on a night…

— Cassandra Clare

I don't have the temperament of a performer, and I certainly couldn't do it every night.

— Tom Lehrer

Your Shawn Michaels can lose his smile, and he's so afraid of me, he comes out and hands me his belt. Spineless!

— Shane Douglas

I am very, very old-fashioned and clumsy. I use those long reporter notebooks. This is what a troglodyte I am. The night before I…

— David Quammen

I assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin and got away with it! It was indeed a very special night for me...

— Vince McMahon

I can't tell you how many fights I've seen late night at Waffle Houses. I've not been in one myself.

— Uncle Kracker

I did three fights in one night.

— Jan Blachowicz

I am flawed, but at least I can admit it, and at least Kenny Omega, Tyson Smith, is exposed to every single one of…

— Kenny Omega

I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It…

— Joan Rivers

My writing routine is: get son off to school and sit down at 8 A.M. I read what I wrote the day before, and…

— Tracy Chevalier

When I was 13, I began relaxing my hair, and that meant when I turned 18 it began to crack and fall off, and…

— Soledad O'Brien

I just decided to take some time off. I've been modeling since '93, '92, and that's a pretty long time. I'm a single mother…

— Carolyn Murphy