Pope benedict Quote by Seth Meyers

We will live to see the day that St. Patrick's Cathedral is a child-care center and the pope is no longer a disgrace to…

— Gloria Steinem

Is the Pope Catholic. No I'm serious. I really need to know.

— David Beckham

I have chosen for my emblem a Star, representing the Virgin Mary, and the Eucharist. Those who know me as a professor of theology…

— Nicolas Cotugno

It's pretty much what a lot of committed Catholics are making of [Pope Francis]. They're thrilled, they're refreshed, they think it's a breath of…

— Ralph Martin

St. Patrick, bringing the religion to Ireland, this is what we should celebrate.

— Frank McCourt

St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their…

— Margot Leitman

I've got a statue of St. Francis in my front yard, and I'm not even a practicing Catholic.

— Michael Keaton

Pope Francis is going to go to Washington, D.C., to address Congress. He believes the New England Patriots have been deflating his giant hat.

— David Letterman

The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will have a…

— Conan O'Brien

It's such a shame, really, because we were known for our country of saints and scholars, and we grew up with such a great…

— Katie Taylor

I'm so, so thrilled that [Pope Francis] is there at this crucial moment in the history of our world.

— Desmond Tutu

Whenever people open their hearts to God in some way, the Lord wants to do something good. Even if it just got scheduled randomly…

— Ralph Martin