"Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's…" — Seth MacFarlane
"Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny."
More Chris Quotes
- I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous. — Mel Brooks
- My personal life is the same. At the end of the day, this is just a job. I love what… — Chris Brown
- Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create… — Herman Cain
- Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes. — Nicki Minaj
- D-Wade is the unselfish guy here-he is welcoming Chris Bosh and LeBron James to his team. — LeBron James
- Chris and Toby are far too sane to be upset any more. — Maggie Smith
- I'd like to think I'm a normal sort of guy, but go to my mum and she'll probably say, 'You… — Chris Hemsworth
- If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam,… — Chris Jericho
- It's not often you find yourself writing about a game that you haven't seen one kick of. But it's not… — Phil Cornwell
- There are those who condemn five in midfield as a negative tactic, but when a side's centre-backs are as hapless… — Matthew Engel
- Chris Waddle is off the pitch at the moment - exactly the position he is at his most menacing. — Gerald Sinstadt
- Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week. — Jeff Stelling