Last time Quote by Seanan McGuire

“…her fluorescent pink vibrator sailed through the air to land with a splash in the goldfish bowl sitting on the bench at the end…

— Debbie Mason

“my vagina’s very wet tonight. It sounds like an excited seal playing with a fish in my panties if you know what I mean.”

— Debra Anastasia

“Issie and Kate both almost gagged on their fish pie when they saw Stella actually feed Shane a piece of macaroni off her fork!”

— Stacy Gregg

“When at last he finally hooked one, despite Elizabeth’s best efforts to prevent it, she scrambled to her feet and backed up a step.…

— Judith McNaught

“All through the winter months, Rose kept up the practice of sitting by the fire with Peter and a book telling him stories. The…

— Christopher Daniel Mechling

“I'm partial to telling all the sharks they're not as cool as they think they are, and that it's people like them who bankrupt…

— Chelsea M. Campbell

“He remembered a story he’d once heard about a girl throwing starfish into the ocean. “An old man comes along and says to her,…

— Bo Burlingham

“Kate, I need to use the toilet,” he called through the door. “You’ve just had hours in the sea. Couldn’t you have gone then?”…

— Barbara Elsborg

“She had been lying there, facedown in the water long before the tide had turned at 3.04 that morning. Her eyes were staring into…

— A.J. Waines

“Scheide,'Noah said. I decided to give the drink another shot. 'What does that mean?' I asked, then sipped. 'Vagina' I almost choked, and covered…

— Michelle Hodkin

“What are the funniest famous last words you’ve ever heard?” Lost, Ryan just stared at her. Why did her brain constantly spit out nonsensical…

— Suzanne Wright

“She tried to speak; her mouth opened, once, twice, silent, a mermaid washed ashore.”

— Gillian Flynn