Humorous-quotes Quote by Scott Westerfeld

“I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that…

— Ken Jennings

“You are in good shape for a dead man.”

— Mario Stinger

“I sensed immediately that he'd once been overweight. He moved with a fat person's tiptoey apology.”

— Jennifer Egan

“helped Rick from the Jeep and levitated him up the stairs and into my bedroom. Only it didn’t happen as smoothly as it sounds.…

— Genevieve Jack

“Do all the work while you still have strength.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“Do all the work you while you still have strength.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“But for years I just chose to never do any strength training because it seemed hard. It wasn’t until a particularly disturbing night when…

— Mindy Kaling

“Though it is the hardest thing, to work out one's weight and heft in the world, to whittle down all that I am and…

— Anna Funder

“I loved you head over handles like my first bicycle accident — before the mouthful of gravel and blood, I swore we were flying.”

— Sierra Demulder

“He pulled me toward him, and all I could do was stand there with arms at my sides and head against his chest. Broken,…

— Jodi LaPalm

“She wasn't much over five feet and a hundred pounds, and she looked a little scrawny around the neck and ankles. But that was…

— Jim Thompson

“He shifted his weight, and she saw he was leaning on a cane. It was hard to reconcile this infirmity with the muscled brute…

— Eloisa James