Missing Quote by Sarah Rees Brennan

“...you just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“The vampire gagged. The muscles of its neck constricted, widened, constricted again, and it disgorged a six-inch-long metal cylinder onto my desk. The bloodsucker…

— Ilona Andrews

“I’ve read about this in books, imagined it in my mind countless times since I’ve been here, but to actually witness it is something…

— Melika Dannese Lux

“You hit me again and I’ll—” “What? Bleed more? Thanks, but I only drink gin and tonic. That’s one vampire attribute I’m without. No…

— Jeaniene Frost

“Two years ago if a vampire bothered someone I just went out and staked the son of a bitch. Now I had to get…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“If, after having been in someone's presence, you feel like you've lost a quart of plasma - avoid that presence. No one likes to…

— William S. Burroughs

I am the vampire at my own veins.

— Charles Baudelaire

“I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat…

— Brian Meehl

“Myth: A stake through the heart will kill a vampire. Truth: Well, duh. It would kill anyone.”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Wooden stakes could render a vampire weak and useless, until the heart began to heal. Sunlight charred their flesh to a flaky, black tissue,…

— Lindsey Beth Goddard

“being bitten by a vampire is not sexy”

— Allison van Diepen

“But when tragedy strikes, it leaves no part of your life, of your being, untouched, unscathed, unscarred. ~Blood Like Poison: For the Love of…

— M. Leighton