Quote by Sarah Ockler

“Ever since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Don't you ever see the bright side of things?" Patrick asks as I mope against the bottom of the ladder. "Easy to see the…

— Sarah Ockler

“Miss, I'd gladly pay you to remove your clothes.”

— David Scheier

“Patrick was the living embodiment of naughty. He sweat for a living—he worked on houses while his slick, polished brother sold them—and his swagger…

— Cari Quinn

“...you must wear clothes, you must honor your teachers, you must not attack fellow students' dorm rooms with chain saws.”

— E. Lockhart

“Please, don't fuck the housekeeper. I like her and if you do something that makes her quit, I will break your favorite drum sticks.”

— Terri Anne Browning

“… I may need you to accompany me to functions, and I want you dressed well. I'm sure your salary, when you do get…

— E.L. James

“I got dressed. You can't be Midnight Mayor in your underpants.”

— Kate Griffin

“Baby, where we're going, you won't need a shirt.”

— Vernon D. Burns

“I promise to tidy up before company arrives, wouldn't want my socks and daydreams all over the carpet”

— Sarah Kay

“...I have to go home and get a few things done. If I don’t get out the Pledge soon, the dust bunnies are going…

— Carla Foft

“If an opportunity comes dressed in trouble’s apparel, do not scorn it.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo