Boyfriend Quote by Sara Ney

“You know what sucks about sorry? It's the worst word in the world. Because it always happens after you fuck up something good.”

— Brigid Kemmerer

“I'm not a shitty person, but I'm about to do a shitty thing.”

— Jennifer Niven

“Look, I know everything is shitty right now, but if you don't stop acting like such a bitch, someones gonna fuck that pussy on…

— Tucker Max

“You keep your horrible boyfriend around because you feel like shit, and he's the the only one around who agrees with you. He validates…

— Gabourey Sidibe

“Sorry I'm not your boyfriend. And I mean that in all sorts of ways.”

— Amy Plum

“The worst, it turns out, is always the thing you feel before the worst happens.”

— Joselin Linder

“I wish someone had told you that you're a terrible liar so I wouldn't have to be the first one. I feel bad now.”

— T.J. Klune

“I'm bad at relationships--I'm not gonna lie. And maybe you and I would be a mistake, but maybe we wouldn't. All I know is…

— Karyn Bosnak

“You’re awful.” “I’m honest. It’s the world that’s awful.”

— George R.R. Martin

“There are some guys you date who are so bad that when you tell the story about them, it reflects just as badly on…

— Liz Tuccillo

“I know you are always finding ways to love me in spite of how horrible I am, I hope I haven't run out of…

— Ann Brashares

“Why are you so determined to make me out to be the bad guy all the time?” I stared at the side of his…

— Jennifer Brown