““Hey, pervert! My eyes are up here.” Busted . But I take my sweet time in raising my eyes. And, when I meet hers, I give her a cocky smile. “I know exactly where your eyes are, Speedy. You just have great tits. It’s hard not to look at them, especially when you insist on drawing my attention to them.” I point at her cleavage. She looks down and drops her arms. “God, you’re crass and disgusting and rude and-and…” “You at a loss for words, Speedy? That’s a first. Hang on, let me get my camera out to capture the moment.””