"I spent the last two hours f**king with…" — Samantha Jones
"I spent the last two hours f**king with no finale."
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30 Quotes by Samantha Jones
Samantha Jones has 30 quotes on this site.
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Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
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I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.
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The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what happened with Nixon... no one…
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A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if…
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He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.
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Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky and ruthless women waiting to…
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Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.
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All married couples stop having sex eventually.
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Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'
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Hello, 911? I'm on fire.
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Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic
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Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just…
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More F King Quotes
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Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a f**king sharp knife to it.
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I thought, man, if you could run 100 miles, you'd be in this Zen state. You'd be the f**king Buddha.…
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I've just really been into melody and lyrics and songwriting. Writing a rap, to me, is easy. I could write…
— Kid Rock
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There are two kinds of men. There are men who are f**king misogynist pigs and then there are men who…
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Do I really have moves like Jagger? F**king A, no, I don’t. But I was going to tell everybody that…
— Adam Levine
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I'm not insecure. I've been through way too much f**king sh*t to be insecure. I've got huge balls. But I've…
— Drew Barrymore
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F**king Jews...the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.
— Mel Gibson
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The thing is, my appearance – that’s never been my moneymaker. I’m fine being small. I’m fine being all the…
— Anna Kendrick
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It's over. The franchise is dead. The press killed it. Your magazine f**king killed it. New York Magazine. It's like…
— Chris Noth
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I've gone both ways. I do as I please. I am too f**king curious to sit here and not try…
— Michelle Rodriguez
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I’m just being myself. There is not an ounce of me that believes any of that crap that they say.…
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Pink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that.
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