Life Quote by Sadie

On the fourth day God created man. God said, Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years. Man said,…

— Sadie

On the first day God created the dog. God said, Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who…

— Sadie

God created the donkey and said to him, You will be a donkey. You will work untiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on…

— Ritu Ghatourey

I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

— Mark Twain

“Life is sometimes to be a monkey with a monkey, to be a dog with a dog, a bird with a bird, water with…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.”

— Marie-Helene Bertino

“See what monkeys we are! Look, such is man!" and at once all renown, all intelligence, all the attainments of the spirit, all progress…

— Hermann Hesse

Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants…

— Kathy Reichs

Never entertain a monkey cause they dont know when to stop..

— Lonniedagreat

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

— Billy Sunday

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

— Anonymous