First place Quote by Rose Cooper

“I died at Lake Silencio and all my wife got me was this lousy T-shirt.”

— Joseph Lidster

“Now I remember. Sports Illustrated and the girl in the string bikini, looking like she ate men for breakfast. The water making her tiny…

— Roni O'Connell

“I pulled Angie's bags out of the back. "Something occurred to me today while I was sitting by the river, throwing away a five-hundred-dollar…

— Anonymous

“I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in. – t-shirt”

— Darynda Jones

“I wear my mind on my sleeve, I have a history of losing my shirt.”

— Barenaked Ladies

“Scarlett Garcia fell at the feet of no gloriously delicious man!”

— Lola Stark

“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can stare at their tits like they are literature.”

— Jarod Kintz

“So you've been gone a couple days,' Alison said. 'Hmm, what'd you miss...A celebrity did drugs. Politicians disagreed. A different celebrity wore a bikini…

— John Green

“Oyila and her parents first stopped at a beach. Over there, Oyila bought a long and comfortable t-shirt. She was sure her grandmother would…

— Priyadarshini

“K, boys, it’s shirts against skins. Lose ‘em,” Lucy said, pointing to the guys and ignoring Thad. “I beg your pardon?” Thad said, aghast.…

— Christine James

“Miss Harris, when was the last time you saw your sister?” “On Friday. We grabbed a Starbucks after tennis.” “And you never saw your…

— J.T. Ellison