"If you really want space on public transport……" — Robin Ince
"If you really want space on public transport you should carry some pornography from the 1970s and a pair of children's safety scissors, then delicately cut out all the eyes of the glamour models whilst whistling. Every now and again mutter, 'Why are women more beautiful when they are eyeless?' You will be able to stretch out, though this can have ramifications such as ending up on a police list or being run out of town."
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15 Quotes by Robin Ince
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Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a cold computer programme on stage generate so much laughter.
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I have a theory that evolutionary biologists are more vain than particle physicists.
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There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I…
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Once you start looking at the world rationally, it becomes much more exciting.
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I have faced up to what I am.
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