Robin Ince Quotes

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• They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.
• My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in the…
• I am not man or beast; I am bibliosexual, and a seedy bibliosexual who haunts the streets, laden with carrier bags held by blistered fingers,…
• If you really want space on public transport you should carry some pornography from the 1970s and a pair of children's safety scissors, then delicately…
• If the Royal Variety Show was put in a matter transportation machine with the Royal Institution Christmas lectures, this is what you'd get.
• Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a cold computer programme on stage generate so much laughter.
• Homeopaths do not have a physical brain, but merely 'skull water' with the memory of brains.
• I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really…
• I have a theory that evolutionary biologists are more vain than particle physicists.
• There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the best…
• Once you start looking at the world rationally, it becomes much more exciting.
• I have faced up to what I am.
• One idea I explore in my stand-up show is whether, if you try looking at the universe rationally and avoid coping mechanisms like mysticism or…
• Wherever you are on Earth, there is more life present than in the rest of the known universe.
• I want to create shows which are interesting. I hope that some people are excited by some of the ideas.

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