Bigger Quote by Robert Slade
“Marriage vows in an objectivist church would probably run along the lines of "Do you promise to attempt to dominate and subdue this woman until such time as you grow bored?" "Maybe." "Close enough. And do you promise to applaud this man's production until such time as you find someone with a bigger ... corporation?" "Whatever." "By the power vested in me by having scammed you guys out of a marriage license fee, I now pronounce you man and appendage. May you be unencumbered by small persons."”
About This Quote
Source Satire: Imaginary Objectivist Wedding Ceremony, 2023
The mock vows critique extreme individualism by exaggerating domination and corporate worship in marriage.
In simple terms: Satire exposes selfish marriage ideals.
Key Takeaway
Question traditional vows.
Themes
marriage
individualism
satire
Mood
wry
critical
Type
satirical
humorous
When to use this quote
- wedding planning
- relationship counseling
- legal contracts
Key Concepts
philosophy
social critique
humor
Questions to Reflect On
- What values should marriage uphold?
- How does satire reveal hidden biases?
A Different Perspective
Humor may trivialize serious issues.
