Birthday Quote by Robert M. Gates

“I am now in my twenty-second year and yet the only birthday which I can clearly distinguish among all the rest is my twelfth,…

— Graham Greene

Jesus Christ only had twelve, you know, and one of them was a double.

— John le Carre

“What they don't understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you're eleven, you're also ten, and nine, and eight,…

— Sandra Cisneros (Author

“Bob was not yet twenty, after all, while Jesse was thirty-four and in physical decline; each calendar week subtracted from Jesse the powers that…

— Ron Hansen

There has been only one Christmas the rest are anniversaries.

— W J Cameron

“Two thousand and seven was the year we officially entered our late twenties - the starting line of the death march to menopause.”

— Helena Andrews

“The clerk observed that it was only once a year. “A poor excuse for picking a man’s pocket every twenty-fifth of December!”

— Charles Dickens

“Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth”

— Ralph Parlette

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

— Lewis Carroll

“Last February had 29 days. It wasn’t a leap year, but me and 28 of my clones each remember that month as if it…

— Jarod Kintz

“Real people have trouble with long division if they don’t have a calculator, sometimes forget their spouse’s birthday, and have a hangover on New…

— Richard H. Thaler

“I think birthdays should be less about celebrating the birth of the child and more about celebrating the fact that we succeeded at keeping…

— Jill Smokler