Time Quote by Robert Heinlein Download Open image “Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.” — Robert Heinlein ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Time
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. — Judy Sheindlin Copy Share Image
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child — Danish Proverb Copy Share Image
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
For me, you can't be a big fat pig up there, slovenly and singing croaky and whatnot. You have to work. — Dolores O'Riordan Copy Share Image
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then,… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
I like the expression, Dont fight with a pig. Youll just get dirty and the pig likes it. — Kumar Anupam Copy Share Image
“The uncounted days slid past while he argued with himself over the things that bothered him-problems that had made sad the soul of his… — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
“It’s the bell curve again,” I said to Ishtar. “If—as Lazarus thinks, and statistics back him up—every migration comes primarily from the right-hand end… — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
“I believe that this hairless embryo with the aching oversized braincase and the opposable thumb—this animal barely up from the apes—will endure, will endure… — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Apparently Blank thinks I am a nice accommodating guy, please explain to him that I am a son of a bitch” — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
“It scared him a little. He had once heard, and was inclined to credit, that a loss of interest in living marked the true… — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
“There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured...the only solution known to science is to provide the… — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
“He had intended at first to send Ford down in the Chili. It was not gratitude that changed his mind, but respect. Once he… — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old… — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
When any government, or church for that matter, undertakes to say to it's subjects, this you may not read, this you must not see,… — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
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These joys were so trifling as to be as imperceptible as grains of gold among the sand, and in moments of depression she saw… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
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Intel has a very complete process that I go through any time I want to sell that ensures I have no insider information. — Brian Krzanich Copy Share Image
I feel like the future is unwritten. So many of the things that we write now haven't been about educating people on the environment,… — John Flansburgh Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you do things they're absolutely right at that time for you and it can always teach you something about yourself. You can take… — Kym Marsh Copy Share Image
Resist discouragement by speaking His Word over your future. Keep standing. Keep hoping; keep believing because He is working behind the scenes. He's going… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for every time I couldn’t sleep, I could buy a billion locks and finally read a book in peace. — Aesop Rock Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The future is only an indifferent void no one cares about, but the past is filled with life, and its countenance is irritating, repellent,… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
