Pun Quote by Robert Anton Wilson Download Open image ““See you when tea is hot.”” — Robert Anton Wilson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Pun Tea
“And now it's time for tea. Teatime is teatime. And look who's here, in time for tea.” — Jonah Winter Copy Share Image
“I have called for tea. There is no situation that is not made better with tea.” — Rose Servitova Copy Share Image
“My thermos does such a good job of keeping my tea hot that it feels like I’m drinking iced tea.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“nothing helped tea. It simply was what it was, which was boiling hot and flavorless.” — Shana Abe Copy Share Image
“We are having hot lesbian sex... and by sex we mean tea but it's still hot.” — ananymous Copy Share Image
“Oh my dear fellow...should you not be askind, 'Would the tea like the cup?” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“You go away and have a nice cup of hot tea,' said the agent, soothingly, 'and you'll be as right as anything in the… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Before dinner I had tea with Mrs. Visser. Her conversation is even more tepid than her tea.” — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
“I read the tea leaves as if they were words left over from a conversation between two cups.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every fact of science was once Damned. Every invention was considered impossible. Every discovery was a nervous shock to some orthodoxy. Every artistic innovation… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
The only way to stave off boredom, in a complex domesticated primate like humankind, is to increase one's intelligence. This is not appealing to… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
In every state of the Union, Fundamentalists still fight to ban all the science they dislike and prosecute all who teach it. To them,… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
It is a great privilege to be conscious in this universe. Those who understand, shine like stars. — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
I will do anything, including highway robbery and murder, to avoid leaving my children in poverty. — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
I see anarchism as the theoretical ideal to which we are all gradually evolving to a point where everybody can tell the truth to… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think. I detect the… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
I like pacifists and people who have a heavy emotional identification with deathism and war would probably call me a pacifist, but I am… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves. — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
The most important truths always appear first as blasphemies or obscenities. That's why every great innovator is persecuted. And the sacraments look obscene, too,… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
“When you're dealing with these forces or powers in a philosophic and scientific way, contemplating them from an armchair, that rationalistic approach is useful.… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
We do not claim that punning is legitimate wit. Wit consists in combination of ideas, punning in combination of words only. We wonder at… — Harriet Hosmer Copy Share Image
No one has ever laughed at a pun who did not see in the one word a twofold meaning. To materialists this world is… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun. — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
A pun, like champagne, loses its sparkle when too long drawn out. Its flash is its savor. — Harriet Hosmer Copy Share Image
You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun. — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
The Saint whose water can light lamps, the clairvoyant whose lapse in recall is the breath of God, the true paranoid for whom all… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“He hit and fatally injured my innocent and unfortunate uncle whose muttered last words in hospital, before his coma became a full stop, were:… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
