Books Quote by Rob Beckett

If you Google St Petersburg, it shows you some amazing buildings. When you go there, you realise that there are a lot of grey…

— Rob Beckett

I've three older brothers, Dan, Russ and Darren, and a younger brother, Joe. It was a lot of fun.

— Rob Beckett

It sounds quite mad, but once I've got a show up and running, walking out on stage is the easiest part of my day.…

— Rob Beckett

I did gigs alongside Oxford students and I thought being working class I'd feel inferior. But the thing is you don't feel inferior if…

— Rob Beckett

Boxing has parallels with stand-up, because you're on your own. If a boxer gets knocked out in the first round, it's humiliating.

— Rob Beckett

I'm only competitive at stuff I'm good at.

— Rob Beckett

I can't imagine a time I don't want to do standup.

— Rob Beckett

Comedy isn't subjective like music. You either get the laughs or you don't.

— Rob Beckett

Where I grew up in South East London you became a cab driver or worked in a flower market.

— Rob Beckett

I do like a savoury bake, I love a Gregg's savoury pastry more than something with the word chocolat in it.

— Rob Beckett

In the kitchen I just do all the normal stuff - roast dinners - Christmas dinner is probably my signature dish. Nothing baked, though.…

— Rob Beckett

I can tell there's going to be a fight in a pub five minutes before anyone else.

— Rob Beckett