Quote by RJ Berger Download Open image “Is that peanut oil and burnt hair?” — RJ Berger ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I smell something burning. Oh...wait…nevermind, It's just my brain cells frying. — Raea Copy Share Image
Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
“Hair burns very quickly. If you have long hair, tie it back securely when you are cooking, building a fire in the fireplace, lighting… — Cheryl Mendelson Copy Share Image
There was this thing written that I had gone into a candle store, and my hair went up in flames because of all the… — Nicollette Sheridan Copy Share Image
In truth, a mature man who uses hair oil, unless medicinally, that man has probably got a quoggy spot in him somewhere. — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Fact. of all high school girls lose their virginity at school-sponsored dances. — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
First off, I've never seen one of you two cream puffs break a sweat. And second, that wasn't wrestling. That was two lady dogs… — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls… — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
Look, my dating life up until now has been a complete disaster, and if I'm not careful, my virginity will take on, like, a… — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
