Secret agent Quote by Riley Freeman

Granddad…He beat you like a pinata! Hey...We can rent Granddad out for Mexican Birthday parties. We can call him…Senior Pinata! Hola, Senior Pinata!

— Riley Freeman

Game recognize game and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now.

— Riley Freeman

Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw…

— Riley Freeman

Its a nigga in a purple suit.

— Riley Freeman

Who do I look like Snitchy McRat? I don't talk to police!

— Riley Freeman

That how it starts, you know. Takin' bitches out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest…

— Riley Freeman

Gay? ha ha, what is you, crazy? gay... haha...What I had said was them dudes knocked me upside my head, and I DREAMED Gangstalicious…

— Riley Freeman

Ewwww, Miss Dubois your peach coplet look like throwup.

— Riley Freeman

You'se a bitch.

— Riley Freeman

You supposed to be in charge. You supposed to the leader. Lead us to some breakfast then nigga!

— Riley Freeman

So this is the message you wanna send to the young youth out here like myself thats tryna do the right thing and not…

— Riley Freeman

When I see piss coming, I move.

— Riley Freeman