Achieve Quote by Rick Riordan

“The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.”

— Rick Riordan

I hate the new word processors that want to tell you, as you're typing, that you made a mistake. I have to turn off…

— Ellen Ullman

It is," I said. "And it's not even difficult. But I need your promise on the River Styx." "What?" Dionysus cried. "You don't trust…

— Rick Riordan

If I had my way," Dionysus said, "I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames. We'd sweep up the ashes and be done…

— Rick Riordan

God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude'…

— Rick Riordan

And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!" Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico a look…

— Rick Riordan

Wonderful, Annabeth thought. Her own mother, the most levelheaded Olympian, was reduced to a raving, vicious scatterbrain in a subway station. And, of all…

— Rick Riordan

You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine." Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say…

— Rick Riordan

I turned and found Dionysus standing there, still in his black suit. Walk with me,” he said. Where to?” I asked suspiciously. Just to…

— Rick Riordan

Are you suggesting that the gods have trouble acting together, young lady?" Dionysus asked. Yes, Lord Dionysus." Mr. D nodded. "Just checking. You're right,…

— Rick Riordan

I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-

— Rick Riordan

I will deny I ever said this, of course, but the gods need heroes. They always have. Otherwise we would not keep you annoying…

— Rick Riordan