Apollo Quote by Rick Riordan
““He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically. “Green grass breaks through snow. Artemis pleads for my help. I am so cool.” He grinned at us, waiting for applause. "That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said. Apollo frowned. “Was it?” “Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?” “No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself. Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-" “I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “ I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself.””
About This Quote
Source Novel: The Lost Hero, 2010
Apollo’s playful, self‑absorbed attempts at poetry reveal his insecurity and desire for admiration, highlighting the humor in divine vanity.
In simple terms: Gods can be petty and seek applause.
Recognize vanity in oneself and others.
Themes
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When to use this quote
- creative writing workshops
- self‑esteem coaching
- team‑building icebreakers
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Why do we seek validation through art?
- What does humor reveal about ego?
Divine antics may distract from deeper issues.