Quote by Rick Gualtieri

“People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You think they are harmless and not very strong, and the…

— Tucker Max

“Nine o’clock came and I was allowed to go upstairs and take a shower. I had a half an hour before bed. I got…

— Damien Black

That awkward moment when you try to put on your underwear, and your foot gets caught, and you almost fall over.

— Orebela Gbenga

“I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate on frozen orange juice while bungee jumping from a tampon…

— Jarod Kintz

“The floor was littered with paper cups and candy wrappers and cigarette butts and other teenager droppings. I saw a used condom under my…

— David Wong

“Someone undressed me, took off my stinky vomitty dress and my underwear, and put a nightie on me while I was unconscious. Somehow, that…

— Lauren Henderson

“The bastard had made my underwear disappear.”

— R.K. Lilley

“There was the sink incident - which I may have overreacted to because it reminded me of a memory I had of my parents…

— Samantha Young

“If I got any hotter or any wetter, my underwear was going to slide down my legs in a pile of melted goo.”

— Roxy Mews

“He lifted a single eyebrow as he adjusted his pants, zipping his fly. The sound made my back stiffen and I realized how close…

— Penny Reid

It's a little strange when you're on the stage and people fling underwear at you. It was clean underwear, by the way! I made…

— Hugh Jackman

“Grabbing a bag of peas from the freezer, I sat down next to Luke who had followed my request and taken off his pants.…

— Nicole Simone