Essayists Quote by Richard Turner Download Open image “I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.” — Richard Turner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Essayists Funny Inspirational Internet Love Writing
Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
I really consider myself a writer, and a writer who is sometimes a social critic. I'm not an ideologue, I don't join a party.… — Anne Roiphe Copy Share Image
I have a Twitter, but I'm not a tweeter... if that really makes sense. — Kiernan Shipka Copy Share Image
I'm a prolific tweeter. It allows me to respond to the news of the day or comment on something Jacob Rees-Mogg has said on… — David Lammy Copy Share Image
Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment. — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam…… — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going;… — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t. — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
“The sound of sporadic gunfire echoing through the narrow streets of Dublin sounded to ten-year-old Patrick Murphy like the rolling thunder from a summer… — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a… — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function. — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
“In the blink of an eye, the ship dropped out of faster than light travel and came to an almost dead stop five hundred… — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping… — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
Not everyone is capable of madness; and of those lucky enough to be capable, not many have the courage for it. — August Strindberg Copy Share Image
Special qualities are required of the essayist. A poem or a novel may spring from the inner consciousness of an author. Reasoning poers must… — Flora Thompson Copy Share Image
We’re only here for a short while. And I think it’s such a lucky accident, having been born, that we’re almost obliged to pay… — Mark Strand Copy Share Image
Willmott, the English essayist, says poetry is the natural religion of literature. — William Rounseville Alger Copy Share Image
I find that white people in general, including white liberals and even revolutionaries, are most inclined to call you a racist when they don't… — Runoko Rashidi Copy Share Image
You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it. — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
I thought that I wasn't an essayist because I just didn't see myself in a lot of the essays that were popular at the… — John D'Agata Copy Share Image
Women need to become literary criminals, break the literary laws and reinvent their own, because the established laws prevent women from presenting the reality… — Kathy Acker Copy Share Image
Essayists must not only be succinct but have original ideas and, even harder to come by, or to fake, likable voices. Consciously or not,… — Cyra McFadden Copy Share Image
Wanderlust is not a passion for travel exactly, it’s something more animal and more fickle- more like lust. We don’t lust after very many… — Elisabeth Eaves Copy Share Image
What I'm doing is exploring things. This is why I'm a fiction writer rather than an essayist or a politician or whatever. I just… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image