Atheism Quote by Richard P. Feynman

“At the corner of K street and Fourth Avenue, I slowed down to let a pedestrian cross, a boy around my age. Maybe because…

— Sara Zarr

“Bloody, noisy fey. Someone was always awake. Always making a racket or shooting off sparks or reeking of some stench or something else equally…

— S.A. Archer

This morning my football coach was driving at fast speed to school with his motorcycle,then I asked him why were you speeding? He said,…

— Me

One of the high points in my career came from a time I had with Tim Conway on a film when I had him…

— John Ratzenberger

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into…

— Tommy Cooper

“What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total…

— Rodman Philbrick

“Rather than sleep, Tibbets crawled through the thirty-foot tunnel to chat with the waist crew, wondering if they knew what they were carrying. "A…

— Richard Rhodes

“You were always too good for here, Feyre. Too good for us, too good for everyone.' He squeezed my hands. 'If you ever escape,…

— Sarah J. Maas

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said,…

— Henny Youngman

I'm sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I'm waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the road, and…

— Doug Benson

I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And…

— Jon Stewart

I just said, casually, 'You know, I passed up on auditioning for Einstein.' And my friend was like, 'You idiot, you have to do…

— Johnny Flynn