Demolition Quote by Richard L. Ratliff

Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.

— Daniel S. Greenberg

We are creating a political demolition derby, not a presidential debate. Those strange impulses in the American soul that have produced mud wrestling and…

— Hugh Sidey

I can't tell the difference between the best and the worst 'cause I realize not everybody wants to have sex in the middle of…

— John Waters

It is a human demolition derby!

— Jim Ross

I realize this is blasphemy, but a few weeks ago I tried to watch a NASCAR race being run at Talladega. I lasted about…

— Brock Yates

Silence is golden...duck tape is silver.

— Anonymous

M.E.N the only thing duck tape can't fix

— Ms Paradeez

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.

— Andy Weir

“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”

— Andy Weir

[N]ature repairs one thing from another and allows nothing to be born without the aid of another's death.

— Lucretius

I've announced every kind of sporting event except hockey and demolition derby, and to be frank about it, I don't really care to ever…

— Keith Jackson

“Briefcase A scientist named Tim Berra wrote a book called Evolution and the Myth of Creationism in 1990. In it, he said that Corvettes…

— Lee Strobel

“CRUNCH! Izzy jumped off the bench, which made Alex laugh all over again. “Chill out.” He pointed at a cloud of smoke. “Look, it’s…

— Lee Strobel

“I sneak a look over and consider a blow job, but even I know giving head in the middle of a demolition derby is…

— John Waters

Character, like a kettle, once mended, always requires repairs

— Nateman