““He went duck hunting one time, and did real well at it. Then Papa bought some ducks, not wild ducks but, you know, farm ducks. And it got Don Carlos all mixed up. Since the ducks were always around the yard with nobody shooting at them he knew he wasn’t supposed to kill them, but he had to do something. So one morning last spring, when the ground was still soft, he took all the ducks and buried them.””