Humor Quote by Rich Burlew Download Open image ““You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.”” — Rich Burlew ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Are we playing dress-up?" she said. "And me without my Uhura costume.” — Louisa Edwards Copy Share Image
“I believe he was feeling a bit nervous. Possibly it was my costume that took him aback. I was dressed quite well, even elegantly,… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“Ah, such a good pretty one.' There was a pause, 'You even got yourself dressed up.” — Charlotte Munro Copy Share Image
“Oh, I’m sure you could come up with something, and even then, you’d dress it up in a way that would probably make me… — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
Nice costume," he said. "Ditto. I can tell you put a lot of thought into yours." Amusement curled his mouth. "If you don't like… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Clothes do not make the man, but you need the proper costume to play the part.” — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“But I saw the pair of them, along with everyone else. Hard to miss. Him towering like a raggedy scarecrow in that flapping black… — Ellen Kushner Copy Share Image
“Let me just say that I now know what it feels like to be the last one to show up a party. There is… — Julie Rainey Copy Share Image
“No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit. — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my… — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image