"I've had people say to me, 'Look at……" — Ray Romano
"I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following that line of thought, look at the magnificent rainbows after a big rainstorm. Isn't that proof positive that God is gay?"
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55 Quotes by Ray Romano
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
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Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
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Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
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For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
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If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can…
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When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or…
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If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating,…
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Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential…
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That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her…
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