"It's suspiciously quiet in here, and there's a……" — Rachel Vincent
"It's suspiciously quiet in here, and there's a Tod shaped dent in the bean bag. For the sake of both my sanity and my temper, I'm going to pretend I can't tell that you're in his lap, so could you pretend that this is still my house and you are still my daughter, and I'm within my parental rights to kick your boyfriend out after 11:00 p.m.?"
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285 Quotes by Rachel Vincent
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Ask for the impossible, then settle instead for what you really wanted in the first place.
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The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was…
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A smart woman would have shut up. Did I? Hell no. Intelligence is overrated anyway.
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It's not the length of the word; it's how well you use it!
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When mice run, cats give chase.
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Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for…
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Behind me, Marc made a soft whistling sound, clearly impressed. “That’s not standard procedure,” he said, his tone entirely too…
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Most aspects of my training didn’t agree with me. There wasn’t as much bossing around as I’d hoped for, and…
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Marc’s hand tightened visibly around Kevin’s fingers, his digits going white. Again. Both men clenched their jaws, Kevin in pain,…
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In the office, Michael sat behind our father’s desk, clicking away at the computer with his right hand, and making…
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I laughed. It was just like Owen to make excuses for someone else’s shortcomings. Even fictional characters. Owen found my…
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Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.
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To the eyes of a miser a guinea is more beautiful than the sun, and a bag worn with the…
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If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping…
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In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I…
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Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on…
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Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
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Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such…
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The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag…
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All the characters in my films are fighting these problems, needing freedom, trying to find a way to cut themselves…
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