Quote by Rachel Green

How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?

— Rachel Green

So what am I supposed to do, run him under some hot water and bang his head against a table?

— Rachel Green

It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if…

— Rachel Green

Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies?

— Rachel Green

I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.

— Rachel Green

Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Michelle Pfeffer,Elizabeth Hurley, Dorothy Hamel? Honey you do know, she only spins like that on ice.

— Rachel Green

You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend.

— Rachel Green

You are so in style right now. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and this season we have this whole equestrian thing going…

— Rachel Green

Clearly, you don't want people to see it. Now I don't want people to see it either, but you so badly don't want people…

— Rachel Green

Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks!

— Rachel Green

Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my…

— Rachel Green

Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.

— Rachel Green