Making up Quote by Rachel Caine

“Did somebody say McUnion? [...] Not if they want to keep their McJob.”

— Eric Schlosser

“It is truly no feat to crack a nut, and therefore no one would think to gather an audience for the purpose of entertaining…

— Franz Kafka

I racked my brain trying to remember the names of all of Nut’s five children. Bit difficult without my brother, the human Wikipedia, around…

— Rick Riordan

“There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millett's”

— Half Man Half Biscuit

I don't overlook Cory Sandhagen.

— Merab Dvalishvili

“I’m Jammer.” “What kind of name is that?” It sounded ridiculous “It’s the name you’ll be calling out the next time you’re holding a…

— Jennifer Foor

I have peanut M&M's up there." "Not my style" "Raisinets." "Feh." "Sam Adams." Thor narrowed his eyes. "Cold?" "Downright icy." Thor crossed his arms…

— J.R. Ward

“Have nuts and be nuts.”

— Criss Jami

“A wise person knows how to be nuts.”

— French proverb

AHHHHHH IM IN LOVE WIT NUTELLA! Haha JK

— Me Bitch

“Peanut: Too much starbucks coffee, coffee, coffee! Jeff: You didn't have coffee before the show! Peanut: I admit it was crack. Jeff: You didn't…

— Jeff Dunham

He is a nut forshure!. hahaaaa

— Me