Assistants Quote by Rachel Caine

I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma.

— L. Frank Baum

I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is a mere appendix.

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas…

— L. Frank Baum

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

— Brad Williams

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.

— Aaron Allston

“My secret love, Billy Colbert, had to make up the same test. Afterward, we left the chemistry lab together. 'Well, it was long,' Billy…

— Barbara Cohen

No, indeed; I don't know anything. You see, I am stuffed, so I have no brains at all.

— L. Frank Baum

If I need Brain Transplantation I will prefer your brain... don't think that you are a genius….. i need a brain which is never…

— A Josland

If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert

— Peter Watts

You can't be taught to be brainy. You've either got it or you don't.

— Samantha Fox

No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American…

— Alan Turing

I suppose, some days I wake up and I have to be responsible and down-to-earth and reliable, and other days I don't. I think…

— Jude Law