Elf Quote by Quinty Westerhof

“Your boyfriend just killed an elf. You need to get over the talking birds.”

— Chadwick Ginther

“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”

— The Harvard Lampoon

What's funny is my mom took me to the theater for the first time when I was six years old, and I was just…

— Dana Davis

I don't like most Christmas movies. They're pretty bad, though they seem to make tons of money anyway. Like this movie 'Elf,' I got…

— Terry Zwigoff

'Elf' is one of my favorites.

— Baron Davis

I got into Dio when I was still quite young. I remember seeing the video for 'Rainbow In The Dark' on MTV. That was…

— Corey Taylor

“Frodo looked up at the Elf standing tall above him, as he gazed into the night, seeking a mark to shoot at. His head…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“he said this turning his strong body to face the beautiful, stunning, breathtaking, astonishing, bewildering girl who was a princess and his one true…

— J.K. Ashton

“It's very... christmas movie. Like the cheesy ones on channel 5, where some frosty bitch from the city breaks up with a smarmy lawyer,…

— Juno Dawson

“Tizzy squawked, and he bounced like a ball on the floor. “I completely forgot; Santa said something more. He said that a book gives…

— Dorothea Jensen

I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie.

— Robert Osborne

“She touched something deep in his soul. He didn't believe in love at first sight, but the thought of hurting her made his chest…

— Jodie B. Cooper