Always Quote by Polly Bergen

“Dogs get after big living. They seem illiterate of worry, yet able to read joys that elude us. They quietly shout to us: Wag…

— Michael Cogdill

“The next time you see a dog you’d like to greet, stop a few feet away, stand sideways rather than straight on, and avoid…

— Patricia B. McConnell

I get a standing ovation just standing

— George Burns

I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it's like, “Oh my God, come here, come here!”

— Bill Kaulitz

“and there is no getting away from it, I am made for dogs and dogs for me, because the instant I saw him I…

— Elizabeth von Arnim

“a dog would be comfortably companionable and an uncomplicated distraction from the inside of his own head, and that one could safely say, out…

— Joanna Trollope

My puppy said hiii!!!!!

— Any

Years ago, I was performing, and people kept calling out for 'Puppy Love' and I just didn't want to. Then I thought I'd have…

— Donny Osmond

I think there should be a rule that everyone in the world should get a standing ovation at least once in their lives.

— Anonymous

“A three-legged dog successfully crosses the road to a new location where there is greener grass to piss on”

— Wesley Eisold

“I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!”

— Neil Leckman

I've had all that you could ask for. The fat lady has sung, and there's a standing ovation.

— Flip Wilson