"You may be surprised to discover you're rich,……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Broke Quotes
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Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke.
— Arthur Ashe
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Here is everything which can lay hold of the eye, ear and imagination - everything which can charm and bewitch…
— John Adams
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't…
— Scott Adams
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My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist, but he never achieved it,…
— Kathryn Bigelow
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We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the…
— Jimmy Carl Black
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I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.
— Lewis Black
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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still…
— Lewis Black
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Yes, they broke the law, but we can't deport them. Let's get over this pointing fingers and do something about…
— Michael Bloomberg
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I almost broke my coccyx on 'The Wolf Man,' and I banged my head once. I had to fall really…
— Emily Blunt
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Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.
— Jimmy Buffett
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I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for…
— Drew Carey
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For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out…
— Jim Carrey
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