"The very existence of the bicycle is an……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"The very existence of the bicycle is an offense to reason and wisdom."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Bicycle Quotes
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one of 282 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If I can bicycle, I bicycle.
— David Attenborough
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All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of…
— Christian Bale
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A few years ago, I bought an old red bicycle with the words Free Spirit written across its side -…
— Drew Barrymore
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I like the evening in India, the one magic moment when the sun balances on the rim of the world,…
— James Cameron
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A healthy body means a healthy mind. You get your heart rate up, and you get the blood flowing through…
— Steve Carell
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Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're…
— Tori Amos
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It was absolutely perfect. You can handle this large aircraft as you can handle a bicycle.
— Unknown Author
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Consider a man riding a bicycle. Whoever he is, we can say three things about him. We know he got…
— William Golding
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Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.
— John F. Kennedy
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It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat…
— Ernest Hemingway
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The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book…
— A A Milne
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Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls.
— Bob Weir
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