"The C student starts a restaurant. The A……" — P.J. O'Rourke

"The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews."

— P.J. O'Rourke

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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…

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More C Student Quotes

This quote is filed under C Student Quotes, one of 6 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

When I entered high school I was an A-student, but not for long. I wanted the fancy clothes. I wanted… — Benjamin Carson
Some would argue that the president himself benefited from a form of affirmative action because as a C student, he… — Jon Stewart
My number one goal was not getting 'A's' - and I proved it. I was a 'C' student. You have… — Brian Lamb
I was a solid C student because I was doing so many plays. I was a drama nerd, but I… — John C. Reilly
I was your C student. I paid attention in the classes that were about how to get elected. — Gary Johnson

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