"Kids are disorganized." — P.J. O'Rourke

"Kids are disorganized."

— P.J. O'Rourke

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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…

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There are people with otherwise chaotic and disorganized lives, a certain type of person that's always found a home in… — Anthony Bourdain
Organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy. — Matt Taibbi
It is unfortunate that we should find ourselves at this time the only disorganized group. Others have had the advantage… — Marcus Garvey
I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament… — Hoda Kotb
The first step in community organization is community disorganization. The disruption of the present organization is the first step toward… — Saul Alinsky
It's better to have ten disorganized players than ten organized runners. — Roberto Baggio
The Internet is not a place. It’s a great void, a black hole, from which you can call up an… — Eleanor Antin
Cancer was not disorganized chromosomal chaos. It was organized chromosomal chaos — Siddhartha Mukherjee
Corliss had never once considered the fate of library books. She'd never wondered how many books go unread. She loved… — Sherman Alexie
One of the advantages of being disorganized is the joy of discovery. — A A Milne
It is necessary to have party organization if we are to have effective and efficient government. The only difference between… — Calvin Coolidge
The problem is essentially that of communications to an army in action. After a rapid advance communications become disorganized, and… — John Desmond Bernal

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