"I spent a lot of time behind the……" — P.J. O'Rourke

I spent a lot of time behind the Iron Curtain, and their… - P.J. O'Rourke

"I spent a lot of time behind the Iron Curtain, and their cars were abysmal."

578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…

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The opportunity for an entrepreneur to start a company from scratch today is abysmal. — David Geffen
Why does a public discussion of economic policy so often show the abysmal ignorance of the participants? — Robert Solow
I denounce because though implicated and partially responsible, I have been hurt to the point of abysmal pain, hurt to… — Ralph Ellison
Pet ownership is an absolutely abysmal situation brought about by human manipulation. — Ingrid Newkirk
I am encouraged as I look at some of those who have listened to their "different drum": Einstein was hopeless… — Madeleine L'Engle
Let me just say that while I personally am very fond of John Boehner, his record of predicting what would… — Jay Carney
The language of Mexicans springs from abysmal extremes of power and impotence, domination and resentment. — Carlos Fuentes
I know the most important faculty to develop is one for hard, continuous and varied work and living; but the… — James Agee
A high-speed connection is no more an essential civil right than 3G cell phone service or a Netflix account. Increasing… — Michelle Malkin
Jew and Gentile are two worlds, between you Gentiles and us Jews there lies an unbridgeable gulf...There are two life… — Maurice Samuel
Most magazines have become wallpaper, they're all the same, all the same celebrities. It's really an abysmal time in American… — David Talbot
The experiential test of whether this art is great or good, or minor or abysmal is the effect it has… — Wendy Beckett

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