"Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Dishes Quotes
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one of 454 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended to be consumed like food, forgotten,…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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I love inventive food, but I want the classic dishes to taste like how I remember them. I get a…
— Drew Barrymore
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Close your eyes and place your finger on a map. Wherever it lands, that's the theme of the evening. So…
— Mario Batali
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The hardest part of anything is making a dish consistently great - you order it seven years later, if it's…
— Mario Batali
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Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It's being able to take…
— Larry Bird
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
— Erma Bombeck
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My mom had Julia Child and 'The Fannie Farmer Cookbook' on top of the refrigerator, and she had a small…
— Anthony Bourdain
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Going to Southeast Asia for the first time and tasting that spectrum of flavors - that certainly changed my whole…
— Anthony Bourdain
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The biggest empty space, the biggest gap in what should be a premier and always vibrant food scene in America…
— Anthony Bourdain
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They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it's ready to eat,…
— Jo Brand
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I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads…
— Alton Brown
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So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're…
— George W. Bush
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