"Ending wars is very simple if you surrender." — P.J. O'Rourke
"Ending wars is very simple if you surrender."
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P.J. O'Rourke
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Ending Quotes
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I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of…
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Nature is more like a seesaw than a crystal, a never-ending conga line of bold moves and corrections.
— Diane Ackerman
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Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is…
— James A. Baldwin
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The stories that I want to tell, especially as a director, don't necessarily have a perfect ending because, the older…
— Drew Barrymore
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The timing of death, like the ending of a story, gives a changed meaning to what preceded it.
— Mary Catherine Bateson
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I left the ending ambiguous, because that is the way life is.
— Bernardo Bertolucci
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From being a little girl in the projects, going through all of the mess that I was going through, to…
— Mary J. Blige
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Earmarks have become a symbol of a Congress that has broken faith with the people. This earmark ban shows the…
— John Boehner
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Intimacies between women often go backwards, beginning in revelations and ending in small talk.
— Elizabeth Bowen
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I've never done a film before where every single person in the audience knows the ending. I mean suspense, twists…
— Danny Boyle
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One of the things I want to do that's outside the realm of acting and the arts - although both…
— Jeff Bridges
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I first got involved with ending world hunger, and I got hip to the facts about it - what a…
— Jeff Bridges
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